Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A quote from Ashley Wood, co-author of 'Zombies VS Robots'


"With zombies we see the process of decay as it happens right before our eyes. They are this kind of perverse manifestation of human desire for immortality gone horribly awry."
-Ashley Wood

Great Dead Poetry

 Published in the Ashen Eye:

Torment
What is happening out there?
These people…These depraved creatures
Plaguing us like the locusts in Babylon
My mind cannot, will not comprehend what I have witnessed tonight
This ordeal glistening like a surreal testament from Argento
This nightmare cannot be real
I shake, trembling from the fear
I must stay strong
The others are counting on my vigilance
For generations it has been passed to me to have faith
Faith in what I ask
Truths and lies, heaven and hell
Depends on your perspective, doesn't it?
I remember my grandmother enumerate scripture and verse
Words I saw promulgated by the corrupt and pretentious
In my mind, I can hear her now

It was allowed to fight against God's people and defeat them
And it was given authority over every tribe, nation, language and race (Rev 13:7)

Are we in the midst of the 42 months of deceit?
Or has god finally forsaken us at last?
In my mind, the answer is clear
He did fuck all with these sins of torment
I must survive to find the truths trapped in this desperate visage
What has caused the dead to rise against us?
To crave our flesh?
I will never give in to their torture
I will face my destiny with my shotgun in my hand
They will not have me
At last, the brightness of the new day severs the crack
Time to wake the others
Time to regroup
Our night in hell is over
For now, we are safe
We survive.

Written By:
MARK MIHALKO

Just for the Hell of it.... Enjoy " Zombies" Cranberries

Yes, I had to post this video. Great song from the 90's.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Zombie Strippers - A New Direction in The Genre, or Just Plain Stupid?

Topping off to be one of the most obscene zombie films ever made, in a sexual manner that is, Zombie Stippers dares to explore mixture of pornography, and one liner jokes.
Never did I imagine, when I was six years old watching old Romero films, that I'd see the undead projecting pool balls from down south areas. Besides projectile pool balls, decaying tits, and a labia that would scare you away from women for life, it also show cases some of the porn industries top stars! Slowly snatching men away from the viewing stage to the private area, the undead feed off the lust the men have for the decaying/walking/dancing corpses. However can you call this a true zombie film? Considering the zombies actually fight each other in a duel at the end of the movie. I'm not going to spoil the movie for you too much, but I do encourage you to see this bizaree take of what could happen in a strip club that may just cause the apocalypse. Funny Movie, However EPIC FAIL!!!!!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Necessary Tools To Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Plenty of Cash " Millions"  ( To burn at night to keep you warm on freezing nights )

A Divorce Lawyer ( Where you can purposely trip him while being chased by a horde of fleash eating zombies

Handle of Jack Daniels ( To Ease The Pain when you Think you've been bitten by a zombie )

Paintball Gun ( To Paint a Zombie Horde into a beautiful Monet like canvas on a Bored Day )

The White House ( To Serve as a Rehabilitation Camp for Zombies, Not much Has Changed on Capitol Hill )

Portable DVD Player ( To Watch Dawn of the Dead and Remind you of the Things you really need )

My favorite musical scores for Zombie Movies

1.)                                                   28 Days Later & 28 Weeks Later -

John Murphy (born 4 March 1965) is an English film composer . He is a self taught multi-instrumental musician who began his career in the 1980s

Most notable song to myself from the film - " In a Heart Beat "

2.)
                                                             Dawn of The Dead ( Original )
Goblins- Italian Progressive Rock band that wrote the Italian score for Romero's Dawn of the Dead



Dead Snow
And for this amazing film, I just had to throw in the end song to a well crafted fun movie.




These three are the immediate soundtracks that come to mind. However I'd like to hear more input on your favorite indie zombie films, and what I should include in this post.