Plenty of Cash " Millions" ( To burn at night to keep you warm on freezing nights )
A Divorce Lawyer ( Where you can purposely trip him while being chased by a horde of fleash eating zombies
Handle of Jack Daniels ( To Ease The Pain when you Think you've been bitten by a zombie )
Paintball Gun ( To Paint a Zombie Horde into a beautiful Monet like canvas on a Bored Day )
The White House ( To Serve as a Rehabilitation Camp for Zombies, Not much Has Changed on Capitol Hill )
Portable DVD Player ( To Watch Dawn of the Dead and Remind you of the Things you really need )
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